Post by Dave Strider on Aug 15, 2012 0:45:28 GMT -5
Super Identity and Secret Identity: t-m0ney$ (more commonly known as "The Knight of Time" or "That Cool Kid Superhero") is known by a lucky few as Dave Strider. He picked t-m0ney$ as a name because time is money, but mainly for ironic purposes. The '0' and '$' are used to separate the true fans from the wannabes. He also uses the name during rap battles on occasion.
Alliance: Hero.
Gender Preference: Male.
Age: 14.
Birthday: December 3rd.
Personality: It is obvious to any knucklehead that Dave is really fucking cool, constantly chasing his mojo to new ironic depths. He is kind of a big deal. But, even though he seems like he don't give a fuq, he is literally the only one competent enough to save his dopey friends, so he does when he can.
Some dudes are all like, "Daaaamn, Dave, why are you hanging out with those dweebs?" But Dave just shrugs, gives a thumbs-up, and continues chatting on Pesterchum with his bros, while he updates his webcomic and ironically humorous blogs.
It ain't easy being cool, calm, and collected, but Dave handles it with the grace of a motherfucking fox.
Except when it comes to puppets; those things are hella creepy. Being cool has its limits too.
Appearance: In costume, Dave is clad in pajamas, crimson red with the blood of his enemies. Innocent bystanders must have their eyes shielded from Dave's glorious mane, thus he covers it with a hood. His weapon of choice varies, from dual turntables capable of producing only the sickest of beats to the SORD. He can hardly walk down the street without stepping over the torsos of worshippers near and far. It's awesome.
But as a civilian, concealed from the prying eyes of the shits that plague the city, Dave tends to go casual, wearing t-shirts and jeans. Of course, he is never seen without his trademark sunglasses. All burn before the gaze of Dave. He'll spare the public the painful death of burning up in a blaze of awe.
History: Dave was raised by his Bro, who is basically awesome in every single way, in a high-rise apartment building in the big city of Townsville. His Bro taught him everything -- the proper method of wearing sunglasses, the way of the sword, the sweet taste of irony. Dave owes a lot to his Bro, especially because he didn't have a mom or dad to take care of him.
Unfortunately, his Bro has a really fucking creepy penchant for puppets and puppet dick. And his bro has a really fucking annoying penchant for annoying the hell out of him, but the good outweighs the bad. Dave wouldn't be himself without his bro.
Of course, Dave considered himself "too cool for school," as expected, so he had a hard time getting along with the village idiots at the local learning institution. Luckily, Dave was technologically-savvy since birth, also thanks to his Bro, and he managed to meet some genuinely cool douchebags on SBURB: Rose Lalonde, Jade Harley, and John Egbert. Good times. The campaigns were a mess though; Dave had to do all the fucking work. But, they were still pretty damn fun, so the four of them met up, realizing they didn't live too far away from each other.
When Egbert told him about the incident with the Imps and the new "Windy Thing," Dave was apathetic at best. Shit's cool and all, but being a superhero? Sounds hella stupid. Cliched. He rolled his grossly ironic eyes. Maybe Dave was a little jealous. Who knows. But it wasn't long before he found himself in a math class so ridiculously endless that he wished time would fast forward. Suddenly, he found himself at dismissal. And soon enough, he found himself fighting crime with his buddies as t-m0ney$. Purely for ironic purposes, of course. Shits and giggles at best. He couldn't possibly say that he was having fun being so uncool, right?
Secret Identity: Dave rarely attends the local K-12 school, which probably explains why none of his online friends knew he existed in Townsville before SBURB. He's one of the types that goes to juuuust enough school that he doesn't get kicked out. He still lives with his Bro in the high-rise apartment downtown, doodling shitty artwork on his tablet to upload for his personal enjoyment and making some ill raps with his turntables. He keeps a bird as a pet.
Power: Dave can jump back and forth between timelines and create alternate timelines with his time-travelling powers. It's dangerous and has potential for instability, so Dave tries to avoid using this power too much if he can help it. He won't deny going back in time to tell his Bro which stocks to invest in, however. In battle, he sticks to small time jumps, enough to bamboozle the shit out of whatever enemy he's fighting before striking down with a sword of some sort. Or his floating, spinning turntables that bring the sicknasty. Depends on the way he's feeling that day.
RP Sample: All the heads in the library turned towards the disturbance. The more studious kids glared at the boy wearing sunglasses indoors. The kids hanging out lofted eyebrows and waited to see what was going to happen. Dave, of course, didn't react to any of the staring or shooshing. He was too busy focusing on a YouTube video compilation of all the Sailor Moon transformation sequences, not giving a shit that the volume on the computer was on.
In a word, Dave was doing research. SBaHJ wasn't always spawned from the recesses of his pure genius; sometimes it took a little prodding to come up with some really sick material. Some Internet hopping took Dave to Sailor Moon, and thus the story begins.
Dave mentally snickered at the thought of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff having some sort of shitty transformation sequence. Man, it'd take some solid paneling, but totally worth it. But aside from crappy webcomics, Dave was genuinely curious about how the kawaii side of life treated superheroes, considering he was now one of them.
Sure, there was Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Ironman, and the rest of the douchebags, but Dave wanted to see what other heroes were like. Japan seemed to adore these bitches, so why not. He laced his fingers together and rested his chin on top of his hands. A transformation sequence could be fun, though he didn't really need anything special to activate his powers. And it's not like he could magically spirit magic hullabaloo his costume onto himself. Having time powers meant there was no rush to do anything, much less change into pajamas.
Dave exited out of the link and logged out of the computer, shoving his hands into his pockets before walking away, still ignoring all the stares. Now, he could see Jade having some kind of dopey transformation. Egbert, too. Maybe even Lalonde. But, shit, spinning around like that just looked retarded.
He received a text message as he pushed open the doors of the school, hand deftly spinning his phone out of his pocket.
eB: hey dude! we got some imps to take care of downtown!
Exhaling slightly, Dave turned on his heels and went back into the school to change in the bathroom. Working on a cool transformation sequence would have to wait.
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